I ordered a half-sheet cake from National Bakery & Deli in Brookfield, Wisconsin.
The cake was served at Bahamas Biennale in Mukwonago, Wisconsin, during the opening reception for Art Basel Mukwonago, December 6, 2014.
It was a chocolate cake with a white buttercream frosting, blue and yellow piping and an image of L. Ron Hubbard's face floating against a backdrop of stars and purple nebulae, with a faint overlay of the golden rectangle. There were blue and yellow plates and forks and napkins.
People ate the cake for free, if they wanted to.
Nobody took any pictures.